Piri-Piri pasta avec Sweaty Cheese, Sweaty Sausage and Cream
Place pan of salted water on heat and bring to boil.
While waiting for water to boil, cut Sweaty Sausage and Sweaty Cheese into small cubes.
Once water is boiling add pasta and cook.
Drain cooked pasta and add diced cheese and sausage.
Add piri piri sauce and half a carton of long life cream.
Mix with spork till cheese has melted.
Sprinkle on plenty of black pepper.